couturierer: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection
rihronna: me at the end of the semester more like me at the end of college
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody....– Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via seabois)
other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
when you miss the last bus from mangalia to vama...
when your parents add you on facebook
I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching.– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via dying-is-not-a-crime)
Invisible Monsters →
“Now,” those Plumbago lips say, “You are going to tell me your story like you just did. Write it all down. Tell that story over and over. Tell me your sad-assed story all night.” That Brandy queen points a long bony finger at me. “When you understand,” Brandy says, “that what your telling is just a story. It isn’t happening anymore. When you realize the story you’re telling is just words, when you...
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: gaaraofsuburbia: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. WAIT 20:13 2013
when all your friends are going out but you have...
when you go at the seaside on 1st of may for the...
when you see photos you`re tagged in at parties